tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11301779.post115884423563021442..comments2024-02-16T19:27:54.675-05:00Comments on Think Denk: InjusticeJeremy Denkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16997540220711182521noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11301779.post-1159022396969302052006-09-23T10:39:00.000-04:002006-09-23T10:39:00.000-04:00I'm so touched by all of your efforts.I'm so touched by all of your efforts.Jeremy Denkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16997540220711182521noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11301779.post-1158977802246672352006-09-22T22:16:00.000-04:002006-09-22T22:16:00.000-04:00There once was a pianist named JeremyWho flew out ...There once was a pianist named Jeremy<BR/>Who flew out to give concerts in Laramie.<BR/>Said he,"I hope they like Bach; if they do, I'm a lock. And if not, I'll pull out the Debussy!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11301779.post-1158901911702919282006-09-22T01:11:00.000-04:002006-09-22T01:11:00.000-04:00Thank you, Matthew. I rather liked your bison mys...Thank you, Matthew. I rather liked your bison myself. :) Here's another one:<BR/><BR/><BR/>There once was a pianist named Jeremy<BR/>Who flew out to give concerts in Laramie.<BR/>Such passion he wrought<BR/>More music they sought<BR/>So the next year they got Neeme Järvi.<BR/><BR/>(How often does one get the opportunity to use "Neeme Järvi" in a limerick? :D )Language Loverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03288480400454374958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11301779.post-1158895361525244652006-09-21T23:22:00.000-04:002006-09-21T23:22:00.000-04:00There once was a pianist named JeremyWho flew out ...There once was a pianist named Jeremy<BR/>Who flew out to give concerts in Laramie.<BR/>As he flew over town,<BR/>He started to frown,<BR/>And thought,"This place is too small for a talent like me!!!!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11301779.post-1158890169888655372006-09-21T21:56:00.000-04:002006-09-21T21:56:00.000-04:00There once was a pianist named JeremyWho flew out ...There once was a pianist named Jeremy<BR/>Who flew out to give concerts in Laramie<BR/>Where the fan who was smartest<BR/>Said, with a wink at the artist:<BR/>"Enjoy our homophobic little Wyoming corner"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11301779.post-1158879705378515992006-09-21T19:01:00.000-04:002006-09-21T19:01:00.000-04:00I think Language Lover wins (although Hari's is so...I think Language Lover wins (although Hari's is so true-to-life that it hurts like a withdrawl migraine), but I'll throw in one more, as long as we're going all PG-13....<BR/><BR/>There once was a pianist named Jeremy<BR/>Who flew out to give concerts in Laramie.<BR/>A girl from Cheyenne<BR/>Took one look at his span<BR/>And remarked, "I think that boy should marry me."Matthewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10936327293692397100noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11301779.post-1158868941886271612006-09-21T16:02:00.000-04:002006-09-21T16:02:00.000-04:00I was worried that my attempt was too risqué, but ...I was worried that my attempt was too risqué, but after Chris's post...<BR/><BR/>There once was a pianist named Jeremy<BR/>Who flew out to give concerts in Laramie<BR/>Where the fan who was smartest<BR/>Said, with a wink at the artist,<BR/>"Come here, and I'll let you take care of me..."Language Loverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03288480400454374958noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11301779.post-1158859886056307362006-09-21T13:31:00.000-04:002006-09-21T13:31:00.000-04:00Kudos to Matthew.For inspiration, the one and only...Kudos to Matthew.<BR/><BR/>For inspiration, the one and only limerick that has ever adhered to my brain:<BR/><BR/>As Titian was mixing rose madder<BR/>His model stood nude on a ladder.<BR/>Her position, to Titian,<BR/>Suggested coition.<BR/>So he climbed up the ladder and had her.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11301779.post-1158847650201540682006-09-21T10:07:00.000-04:002006-09-21T10:07:00.000-04:00There once was a pianist named JeremyWho flew out ...There once was a pianist named Jeremy<BR/>Who flew out to give concerts in Laramie.<BR/>"My fine <I>Les Adieux</I><BR/>Made the meadowlarks coo<BR/>But the bison just stand there and stare at me."Matthewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10936327293692397100noreply@blogger.com